You will be happy to find out that I am on holiday, while you are still going to work every day, struggling to make money, the money you will use to spoil me. Show your adoration by sniffing my dirty flip flops. Whatever shoes come in contact with my divine body becomes sacred for you, loser. The flip flops come in that category. Wank and pray for the privilege of licking the soles of my feet. The holy scent of my feet makes you feel so submissive, and blessed to be born with the sole purpose to serve me!